RANDOM PUNE STUFF

Pune - My second home. If I ain't in Mumbai, 90% of the times I will be spending my time @ Pune. I just love Pune and (not quite) the people there except ofcourse my cousins which is the primary reason I go to Pune in the first place. 

Some random Pune crap. Some incidents.

The day after I gave my MH-CET to get into 4 years of jail. 

I had booked a ticket for the 10.30 am MSRTC Shivneri bus to Pune from Chembur Maitry Park. I'm punctual except if it comes to meeting up with friends. If we schedule to meet at 6.30, I will reach at 6.45 and still be the first person. On this day, I reached Maitry Park at 10.10 am. There is this bus which reaches Maitry Park at 10.15. Another Shivneri and I'm asked by the driver for my ticket. I tell him that I have a 10.30 bus ticket. He tells me to get onto the bus and directs me to the last seat which is very very uncomfortable. I curse my decision to board this bus when I have a 10.30 bus ticket which guaranteed me seat number 1 (the one behind the driver) . It is certainly comfortable than the last seat on the bus. I cursed and cursed. For 30 mins. I was still unhappy with myself. 

I reach Pune and then hear the news that the 10.30 bus met with an accident and the driver died in the accident.  Anything could have happened to me. I might have escaped with minor injuries or would have had permanent defects or died as well. Anything! 

That day I thanked God. A government bus driver asks me to board the bus for which I had no ticket. This might never happen with any govt. agency but it happened with me and I escaped an accident. 

Pune and CADB

No! I'm not talking about mechanical engineering stuff. It's chocolate that I'm talking about. 

Chocolate Ice cream + Chocolate Milkshake (with butter) + grated chocolate. 

Glass 3/4th the size of beer glasses they show during cricket and football matches in spectators hands. 

Price: Rs 30/- only

Awesome stuff!!! 

Some more Pune incidents/stuff later!! 

Matheran - Pics

FUN WITH NAMES

Bored of your name, here's some fun stuff with names. 

My friend ranjit came up with these awesome 3 comedy questions with my name.

What will Harshad's possesive girl friend tell everybody?

That he is HER-shad.

What will you call Harshad when he makes a mistake?

ERR-shad

What will you say when you want Harshad to lose badly?

HARR-shad

I came up with 3 more to counter him. His name is Ranjit Warrier.

How will you inform Ranjit about a war?

Ranjit WAR-HERE.

Ranjit scored a run of the last ball of the match and won it.  What is it?

RAN-N-JEET.

Ranjit is wearing a baniyan. How do you say it in marathi?

GANJIT

And now over to others who read my blog.  Atleast I assume they read it.

You want Rishkul to keep quiet. What do you say?

SSHH-kul

Siddharth is in midst of a big problem. How do you tell it to others?

Siddharth in Deep-shit (His surname is Deekshit)

You want Kirti to make something out of coconut. What do u tell her?

Kirti Khobra-kar. (Her surname is Khopkar)

How does a person form Tamil Nadu tell Shraddha to shred coconut?

Sherd-DA

Chinmay Kamath is doing some work. How do you tell it to others?

Chinmay Kaamat.  (Marathi mai padho)

You don't want Chinmay Kamath to eat. What do you tell him?

Chimay Kha-Mat.

How does a bowler tell Nikit to edge the ball?

Nick-it.

Sreyashi is in love with a guy named Sreyash. What does she say?

I want Sreyash-hi.

(Btw Sreyashi is the co-autheor of this blog named Sneha)

You dont want Saransh Makwana to visit your place. What do you ay?

Saransh Mat-Anna.

You want to call Adhitya Iyer. How do you do it?

AYE-YAAR Adhitya

All this was done in 10 minutes flat. Once I get more, I'll post them. 

Any resembelence to any character, living or dead is purely intentional. :P

Was going to update my blog but....

It was a period of 3 months where I didn't update my blog. A number of post's half written and later deleted. Its not like people wait for me to update my blog, but I want to do it myself. A list of post's I left half wirtten or just didnt start.

1. Industrial Visit : It was a 10 day trip and almost everyone who reads my blog had come for the IV, so no point writing about it. Though I wrote a poem, but it was something not everyone knew about. Hope you liked the poem. ;)

2. Mumbai Indians (before IPL began) : Its good I didn't write about it  then. I would have written, "what a well balanced side Mumbai are and how they were certain to be in the semis." IPL began, in its middle stages, and we are having a competition with KKR over which team sucks more. I'm a die hard fan of Mumbai Indians, and will always be. All football lovers, what EPL is to you, IPL is to me. Want to have an argument over it, I'm ready!

3. Mumbai University and how it manages to suck more as enter SE, and so on: Really don't need to elaborate more on this, but seriously, its boring to keep abusing the system now. Let's be a part and try to suck more than what our system sucks.

4. Description of all my FRIENDS : I still have hald the article on my blog profile. It would be tooo gayish to do it. Sorry, its not something I am comfortable doing.   

5. Politics : I can still write, but that would be giving too much importance to politicians in India. I have immense respect for Manmohan Singh, P Chidambaram and Pranab Mukharjee. That's it. No one else. But I support BJP as a party just because they don't have reservations on their ajenda. Sorry LK ji, I would'nt like you as the PM but would like your party rule. You just don't have a good candidate as your PM candidate.

6. College Fest: Nothing to take home. College festivals in engineering colleges aren't the best just because for participation you'd need non-engg students who have exams when we have fests. And we need the support of the college, which the students never get. 

7. Times Now : It's the english version of India TV. Need I say more? 

That's it! 6 half written articles and later deleted. There were actually more than 6, but even I have forgotten about them. 

Saw Mi Shivajiraje Bhosle Boltoy yesterday. The message given is very good. Instead of blaming others for their problems, Maharashtrians should try to solve their problems themselves. Why blame the Shetty's who have hotels or Gujjus who have started business's in Mumbai or Biharis who are ready to come here and do jobs which Maharashtrians aren't ready to do. Yes we need no slums, but Maharashtrians should try and find the solution themselves instead of driving away the migrants from Mumbai. Would not like to again get into it, so leaving the topic right there. 

BTW, everyone plese read fake IPL player blog. He is an awesome writer. 

FOR ALL THOSE WHO DIDN'T VOTE

THINGS

A post after a long time - almost one entire semester.  So many ups and downs this SEM and finally have the big test starting 28th April, 2009. 

Had a very good IV in Jan follwed by some boring lectures initially after which we found a new term - electronics giri meaning doing nothing. We hardly had college. I don't remember me sitting one entire day of college. May be just 2-3 days when we had all lectures and practicals - the rest were electronics giri days. I would sincerely like to thank the SPIT electronics faculty for the fun I had this SEM. But travelling 1 hr to reach college and realising you have had only 1 hr of college in the entire day is not somthing you'd like, even I didn't.  I remember the canteen trips. We went to the canteen a minimum of thrice daily and had nothing there. 

i)Go and come back.

ii)Go and mayb have chaas/misal and come back.

iii)Go and come back.

Went to the Bhavan's canteen quite a lot of times and had amazing Alu and Tikki Chaat there. Bhavans canteen is way way better than SPCE one. 

Realised quite a lot of things. The first being I can't do people (Chinmay u can sue me for copyright infringement :P). I just am not comfortable with people I have met just once or twice. It takes me a minimum of 2-3 months to be comfortable with people and that too only if I am with them 5-6 hrs on a regular basis. Probably due to this nature many people have thought that I have lots of attitude, I am khadus, et al. During my school days, I wasn't comfortable talking to people of the opposite sex - now how am I to blame for it? I am not too comfortable even now - but thanx to orkut and yahoo messenger the situation has improved a lot. A couple of my friends admitted later that they felt I had loads of attitude just because I never spoke to them or I ignored them. (Pls dont thing they were ga-ga over  me or something like that :P)  The friends being from my jr. college. But thing have certainly changed now. Shraddha admitted today she felt I was khadus and later added I still am - I have no comments :P .  Anyone reading this blog and having felt that I hav loads of attitude and stuff like that, it because I am shy and no other thing. I just cant do people. 

IITians aren't great. Realised this thanx to our mini-project guide. They sleep, can't teach if there is no AC and think they are just too smart. 

I am short of topics. People who take the pain of reading my articles must be happy.  (Yeh waise bhi faltu likhta hai toh padhkar kya faayda likhneka :P)