May 10, 2009

FUN WITH NAMES

Bored of your name, here's some fun stuff with names. 

My friend ranjit came up with these awesome 3 comedy questions with my name.

What will Harshad's possesive girl friend tell everybody?
That he is HER-shad.

What will you call Harshad when he makes a mistake?
ERR-shad

What will you say when you want Harshad to lose badly?
HARR-shad

I came up with 3 more to counter him. His name is Ranjit Warrier.

How will you inform Ranjit about a war?
Ranjit WAR-HERE.

Ranjit scored a run of the last ball of the match and won it.  What is it?
RAN-N-JEET.

Ranjit is wearing a baniyan. How do you say it in marathi?
GANJIT

And now over to others who read my blog.  Atleast I assume they read it.

You want Rishkul to keep quiet. What do you say?
SSHH-kul

Siddharth is in midst of a big problem. How do you tell it to others?
Siddharth in Deep-shit (His surname is Deekshit)

You want Kirti to make something out of coconut. What do u tell her?
Kirti Khobra-kar. (Her surname is Khopkar)

How does a person form Tamil Nadu tell Shraddha to shred coconut?
Sherd-DA

Chinmay Kamath is doing some work. How do you tell it to others?
Chinmay Kaamat.  (Marathi mai padho)

You don't want Chinmay Kamath to eat. What do you tell him?
Chimay Kha-Mat.

How does a bowler tell Nikit to edge the ball?
Nick-it.

Sreyashi is in love with a guy named Sreyash. What does she say?
I want Sreyash-hi.
(Btw Sreyashi is the co-autheor of this blog named Sneha)

You dont want Saransh Makwana to visit your place. What do you ay?
Saransh Mat-Anna.

You want to call Adhitya Iyer. How do you do it?
AYE-YAAR Adhitya



All this was done in 10 minutes flat. Once I get more, I'll post them. 

Any resembelence to any character, living or dead is purely intentional. :P


16 comments:

Nikit Batale said...

Cool man......You have nicely (mis)used many names.....Hopefuly not mine(since all the charecters are fictional)

Sneha said...

haLMAO....amazing.... :P

Siddharth Deekshit said...

okaaaaay okaaaaaaaay okaaaaay okaaay :P

Nikit Batale said...

There's more.....
How do u ask Nikit to tell something?
Nikit Bata-de

or how do u say that Nikit's a potato?
Nikit Batate

Harshad said...

awesome stuff nikit!!!

Rishkul Kulkarni said...

:P

pratap said...

good tp :)

randomabstractions said...

Nice! When u think of becoming bald or start losing hair-
u'll be 'Hair-Shed'...Waiting to call you that! :P

Anonymous said...

HEHE..Ran-n-jeet was super cool!:)
Time Pass!

Anonymous said...

Arre gorgot..people at mty class came up wid dis..
how do u tell a person in China not to eat?
Ans:Chin-main-Khaa-mat..!

Anonymous said...

Arre forgot..people at my class came up wid dis..
how do u tell a person in China not to eat?
Ans:Chin-main-Khaa-mat..!

Harshad said...

@ randomabstractions

yea...dat day will come soon,
hav already started losing hair
:P

Harshad said...

@ annnanymous

good one :)

Wanderer said...

hey nice man...achcha tp hua...keep stuff like this coming...

husain said...

nice observations!

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