Fun with names

Part 1 was here.

Part 2 is here

Q: You want to express your disappointment to Shraddha Shah. How do you do it?

A: Shraddha Shya.

Q: Kirti just stepped on poo. How do you express this?

A: Kirt-eeeee

Q: You want Rishkul to rush for a meeting. How do you ask him to?

A: Kulkarni Rush-kul

Q: How do you tell everyone that Suresh Bomisetti is the boss?

A: Suresh Bommi-seth-hi

Q: How do you tell Adhitya Iyer to do come with you first and then carry on with his work?

A: Adhi-(t)-ya Iyer

Q: How do you tell Pratap Kaul to open a tap?

A: Pra-TAP Khol

Q: How do you respond to some disgusting thing that Shilpa has done?

A: Sheeeee-lpa

Q: How do you ask Siddharth Deekshit to look at something??

A: See-dat Deekshit?

Any resembelence to any character, living or dead is purely intentional.

FUN WITH NAMES

Bored of your name, here's some fun stuff with names. 

My friend ranjit came up with these awesome 3 comedy questions with my name.

What will Harshad's possesive girl friend tell everybody?

That he is HER-shad.

What will you call Harshad when he makes a mistake?

ERR-shad

What will you say when you want Harshad to lose badly?

HARR-shad

I came up with 3 more to counter him. His name is Ranjit Warrier.

How will you inform Ranjit about a war?

Ranjit WAR-HERE.

Ranjit scored a run of the last ball of the match and won it.  What is it?

RAN-N-JEET.

Ranjit is wearing a baniyan. How do you say it in marathi?

GANJIT

And now over to others who read my blog.  Atleast I assume they read it.

You want Rishkul to keep quiet. What do you say?

SSHH-kul

Siddharth is in midst of a big problem. How do you tell it to others?

Siddharth in Deep-shit (His surname is Deekshit)

You want Kirti to make something out of coconut. What do u tell her?

Kirti Khobra-kar. (Her surname is Khopkar)

How does a person form Tamil Nadu tell Shraddha to shred coconut?

Sherd-DA

Chinmay Kamath is doing some work. How do you tell it to others?

Chinmay Kaamat.  (Marathi mai padho)

You don't want Chinmay Kamath to eat. What do you tell him?

Chimay Kha-Mat.

How does a bowler tell Nikit to edge the ball?

Nick-it.

Sreyashi is in love with a guy named Sreyash. What does she say?

I want Sreyash-hi.

(Btw Sreyashi is the co-autheor of this blog named Sneha)

You dont want Saransh Makwana to visit your place. What do you ay?

Saransh Mat-Anna.

You want to call Adhitya Iyer. How do you do it?

AYE-YAAR Adhitya

All this was done in 10 minutes flat. Once I get more, I'll post them. 

Any resembelence to any character, living or dead is purely intentional. :P

HILLARIOUS

Some INDO-PAK news that makes you laugh!

1. Previously, India was a part of Pakistan

2. Indian terrorist caught for triggering the Lahore blast. The poor Talibani's who had planned and executed the blast didn't get their credit and took responsibility for the attack a day later.

3. Zardari: We will fight till the last drop of blood.
So you have made up your mind you'll have to fight till the last drop of blood.

4. Pakistan High Commissioner to US: We want counselor access for Ajmal.
He had forgotten that only citizens of a country get counselor access. :P

5. We want hard evidence. I some how find this statement very amusing. Right since I was born on 26th December, 1989, I have been hearing the same statement.

I'm sure I'll end up getting more of these due to some great Pakistani Ministers and Diplomats

ANIL KUMBLE ANNOUNCES RETIREMENT COURTESY BCCI?????

Did he????? :P

Makes a good pic!!