FUN WITH NAMES

Bored of your name, here's some fun stuff with names. 

My friend ranjit came up with these awesome 3 comedy questions with my name.

What will Harshad's possesive girl friend tell everybody?

That he is HER-shad.

What will you call Harshad when he makes a mistake?

ERR-shad

What will you say when you want Harshad to lose badly?

HARR-shad

I came up with 3 more to counter him. His name is Ranjit Warrier.

How will you inform Ranjit about a war?

Ranjit WAR-HERE.

Ranjit scored a run of the last ball of the match and won it.  What is it?

RAN-N-JEET.

Ranjit is wearing a baniyan. How do you say it in marathi?

GANJIT

And now over to others who read my blog.  Atleast I assume they read it.

You want Rishkul to keep quiet. What do you say?

SSHH-kul

Siddharth is in midst of a big problem. How do you tell it to others?

Siddharth in Deep-shit (His surname is Deekshit)

You want Kirti to make something out of coconut. What do u tell her?

Kirti Khobra-kar. (Her surname is Khopkar)

How does a person form Tamil Nadu tell Shraddha to shred coconut?

Sherd-DA

Chinmay Kamath is doing some work. How do you tell it to others?

Chinmay Kaamat.  (Marathi mai padho)

You don't want Chinmay Kamath to eat. What do you tell him?

Chimay Kha-Mat.

How does a bowler tell Nikit to edge the ball?

Nick-it.

Sreyashi is in love with a guy named Sreyash. What does she say?

I want Sreyash-hi.

(Btw Sreyashi is the co-autheor of this blog named Sneha)

You dont want Saransh Makwana to visit your place. What do you ay?

Saransh Mat-Anna.

You want to call Adhitya Iyer. How do you do it?

AYE-YAAR Adhitya

All this was done in 10 minutes flat. Once I get more, I'll post them. 

Any resembelence to any character, living or dead is purely intentional. :P

Was going to update my blog but....

It was a period of 3 months where I didn't update my blog. A number of post's half written and later deleted. Its not like people wait for me to update my blog, but I want to do it myself. A list of post's I left half wirtten or just didnt start.

1. Industrial Visit : It was a 10 day trip and almost everyone who reads my blog had come for the IV, so no point writing about it. Though I wrote a poem, but it was something not everyone knew about. Hope you liked the poem. ;)

2. Mumbai Indians (before IPL began) : Its good I didn't write about it  then. I would have written, "what a well balanced side Mumbai are and how they were certain to be in the semis." IPL began, in its middle stages, and we are having a competition with KKR over which team sucks more. I'm a die hard fan of Mumbai Indians, and will always be. All football lovers, what EPL is to you, IPL is to me. Want to have an argument over it, I'm ready!

3. Mumbai University and how it manages to suck more as enter SE, and so on: Really don't need to elaborate more on this, but seriously, its boring to keep abusing the system now. Let's be a part and try to suck more than what our system sucks.

4. Description of all my FRIENDS : I still have hald the article on my blog profile. It would be tooo gayish to do it. Sorry, its not something I am comfortable doing.   

5. Politics : I can still write, but that would be giving too much importance to politicians in India. I have immense respect for Manmohan Singh, P Chidambaram and Pranab Mukharjee. That's it. No one else. But I support BJP as a party just because they don't have reservations on their ajenda. Sorry LK ji, I would'nt like you as the PM but would like your party rule. You just don't have a good candidate as your PM candidate.

6. College Fest: Nothing to take home. College festivals in engineering colleges aren't the best just because for participation you'd need non-engg students who have exams when we have fests. And we need the support of the college, which the students never get. 

7. Times Now : It's the english version of India TV. Need I say more? 

That's it! 6 half written articles and later deleted. There were actually more than 6, but even I have forgotten about them. 

Saw Mi Shivajiraje Bhosle Boltoy yesterday. The message given is very good. Instead of blaming others for their problems, Maharashtrians should try to solve their problems themselves. Why blame the Shetty's who have hotels or Gujjus who have started business's in Mumbai or Biharis who are ready to come here and do jobs which Maharashtrians aren't ready to do. Yes we need no slums, but Maharashtrians should try and find the solution themselves instead of driving away the migrants from Mumbai. Would not like to again get into it, so leaving the topic right there. 

BTW, everyone plese read fake IPL player blog. He is an awesome writer.